Ok enough of that malarky, aliens are not lil green men (as you should know unless your a goon) they are slender creatures with big black eyes and lil slits for mouths, they tend not to be very talkative because if you have enough brains to built ships like they have you can hold many conversations by way of thought. There are three type of Alien enounters: THE FIRST KIND; one of the most common the is sighting of a ship. THE SECOND KIND: the one where you might of been operation on is when you see one of the lil buggers. THE THIRD KIND: (good movie) is when you are brought onto a ship and or have physical evidence on hand.

Most of them follow this trendy number (note the tatoo).

Ok there was this one guy named Ed Walters and he had the bad luck of having a U.F.O. buzz around his town, now since he lived out in the sticks where U.F.O sightings flourish so on one believed poor ol Ed. So he started taking pictures and making movies. Well Ed had some of thoes pictues got test at a lab and well gosh darn it they could not be proved as fakes. Now of couse Ed has to be careful because Aliens like to kidnap People and do naughty things to them. Here is one of Ed's pictures and it shows the blue (my fav. color) beam that once knocked Ed out when they shot it at him. So the moral of the story is, Dont play giant space craft from another world.